They're a hoot and a goof and a real riddle riot. What is an astronaut's favorite meal? Launch. What prehistoric animal made noises in its sleep? The dino-snore. Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? Because it is a squealer. If two vampires had a race, who would win? Neither. They would finish neck and neck.Prepare to hold your sides with laughter! Copyright (C) Muze Inc. 2005. For personal use only. All rights reserved.