Has fun with aging without making fun of the aged . Growing old isn`t just about subscribing to the large print edition of Reader`s Digest. It`s driving your car as slow as you want to, wearing your teeth only when you need them, and having a legitimate license to begin sentences with, Back in my day.. . When I`m an Old Man, I`ll Wear Mixed Plaids shares the griping, cynicism, and complete disregard for societal advancements embodied by men who feel they`ve lived long enough to earn not only their AARP discount, but also the right to do anything any way they darn well please. Stock up on this collection of hilarious reflections on aging -- it`s a proven Impulse seller -- the perfect gift for all the old men in your customers` lives -- whether they are on Willard Scott`s birthday list or are just turning 40!